Doing battle with daily dragons

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Quote of the Week


One police car screaming down Oxford Street is normal. Two, slightly more unusual. But four, plus a riot wagon means someone somewhere is getting a whuppin. I discovered the source of the disturbance at the bottom of the Victoria Line escalator where a group of ASBO's waiting to happen were congregated, being interogated by the fuzz.



Chav: So he's all like, "Hey bitch, get out of my face," and I'm all like, "You wanna go?" and he's all like, "Shit, bitch, nigga don't PLAY like dat!" and I go....

Me: HA HA HA HA HA!

Police Officer: Could you move along ma'am?

He wanted to laugh too. I could tell.