Doing battle with daily dragons

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Ten Reasons Why I Probably Had a Better Day Today Than You

10: I got bitten in the butt by a swan but…

9: …It was because I was sitting on the bow of my boat

8: …In the sunshine

7: …Playing guitar

6: …Drinking tea

5: …Eating ice cream

4: …And conversing with The Rock Star who was working from the boat today since there was literally no electricity in the office. I mean, the Internet connection was lying across the road due to some electrical tomfoolery.

3: I also ate lunch in the pub…

2: …Had beer…

1: …And took a short nap.

Word.

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