Doing battle with daily dragons

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Bog Matters

There is an incredibly important world meeting taking place in Belfast this weekend that doesn't seem to be getting the press it deserves. The 2005 World Toilet Summit is meeting to discuss critical issues such as soap (liquid vs. solid) hand dryers (electric vs. paper) and the age old lid up/lid down controversy. Can you imagine the AGM?

Speaker: And now, Number two on our agenda...

Crowd: HA HA HA HA HA!

Speaker: Do you have to do that every year?