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Friday, December 09, 2005

Quote of the Week

This week, it goes to The Nudist.

It has recently become public knowledge that The Idiot and his ex, The Barmaid are having an unplanned baby, which, I'm sure will be welcomed warmly, nonetheless. Both The Nudist and The Cheerful Idiot were outside next to the band van in sub zero temperatures changing into suits for the infamous 6th Form Ball. While The Rock Star chatted to them, I averted my eyes.

The Idiot: You're wife's looking at my penis.

Me: I can't even tell you how much I'm not.

The Nudist: Careful love, women have become pregant just by talking about it.